I think you know that my job is a teacher (currently). Seringkali ak mendapatkan pertanyaan-pertanyaan aneh dari murid-muridku. Beberapa diantaranya masih teringat jelas di otak saking amaze nya ak.
Here there are:
- Scene 1
Ka : "Ms. I am stomache."
Me : "Do you want to put the cajuput oil?"
Ka : *ngangguk2*
Me : *lagi olesin MKY nya di perut si anak*
Ka : *starring at me*
Me : "Why?"
Ka : "Your hand is almost feel like my mom's hand you know, Ms. Almost."
Me : *smiling and confuse*
- Scene 2
*tiba-tiba ada anak yg out of no where approach me and ask me :
N : "Ms. are you a mother?"
Me : " No. Why?"
N : " But why do you feel like a mother?"
Me : *entah hrs sedih atau senang*
- Scene 3
Ke : "Miiissss... do you know where I could buy a lip balm that has no taste? I want to buy it. Please tell me."
Me : " I don't know. I am not using it."
Jawabnya ngasal aja sih, abis mikir juga tuh anak br kelas 3 sd boooo..
Ke: "Ms, what is your husband' name?"
Me : "Why?"
Ke : " I just want to know."
Me : " Lee Min Ho."
Ke : *loading sebentar* then " NOOOOO! I know his face, I have his Line. Show me your husband's picture. I can know."
Me : *ngakak*
Buset deh anak kelas 3 uda pnya Line juga.
Ric: " Are you Ms. Shally?"
Me: "Yes.. Have you forgotten me already. I taught you 2 years ago.'
Ric: " But, you look more beautiful before."
Ric: " You look old now."
Jleb bgnt ga tuh. Anak kelas 4 sd bs ngomong gt. Well, boy, aging is sucks! *LOL*
Those 5 scenes out of hundreds....
You never stop learning. If you have a teacher, you never stop being a student.